splatterfilm:

sketchbook crap bc im too sad and unmotivated to actually work on anything

(via promiscuousdopefiends)

272%

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via vriskamindfangserket)

(Source: wildthicket, via sugar-doodles)

139513%

(via sobermotherfuckinggamzee)

streetbiird:

transparent galaxy mutieee tho

streetbiird:

transparent galaxy mutieee tho

(via xadorkablemarinax)

(Source: earthlynation, via xadorkablemarinax)

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via ownly-lownly)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via xadorkablemarinax)

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

(via hero-of-nope)

182547%
milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

milktanked:

oh mY FUKCING GOD????

(Source: milktankedarchive, via hero-of-nope)

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